Goodmornin' Da - The Tossers

Goodmornin' Da, oh I’m in gaol

I don’t need you to try for bail

If I know Ma, she’ll scream and wail

So just lock me up and throw away the keys

Well goodbye to my own Dublin dear

And goodbye to old St. Brigid’s there

Well I wasn’t born with this, but now I got it like the flu

I’m fuckin' useless, so what’s the point of impressing you?

Goodmornin' Da, oh I’m in gaol

I don’t need you to try for bail

If I know Ma, she’ll scream and wail

So just lock me up and throw away the keys

Well, I’d only fifteen pints but I could not see

When them damn skites got a hold of me

Well, I could say it was the whiskey, oh, but that it may not be

Or just the prospect here of something else to do

Goodmornin' Da, oh I’m in gaol

I don’t need you to try for bail

If I know Ma, she’ll scream and wail

So just lock me up and throw away the keys

Well I’ve always been a problem child

And I know that I have been too wild

I wasn’t born with this, but now I got it like the flu

I’m fuckin' useless, so what’s the point of impressing you?

Goodmornin' Da, oh I’m in gaol

I don’t need you to try for bail

If I know Ma, she’ll scream and wail

So just lock me up and throw away the keys

Well just lock me up and throw away the keys

I said just lock me up and throw away the keys!