Take a razor to your head - The Sharks

When your Mom says you look really nice

When you’re dressed up like a Ted

It’s time to follow this Cat’s advice —

Take a razor to your head

When you feel it’s time to move along

And you feel like somethin' new

Just follow the trail of discarded drapes

Here’s what you must do:

Take your old man’s cut-throat

With the stains where he has bled

And take a razor to your head