Miss Alternate Universe - The Rubinoos

I don’t mean to suggest the girl’s not smart

Her IQ’s as high as it goes, it’s off the charts

She’s got that Judy Jetson sex appeal

She’ll pull you right up into her magnetic field

Miss Alternate Universe

She’s a hurricane in reverse

Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst

Miss Alternate Universe

She’ll pull you out of phase with the world you’re living in

And when you get there, you’ll need a tank of oxygen

She’ll take you apart like a Kokeshi doll

And put you back together again entirely wrong

Miss Alternate Universe (Universe)

All the animals talk to her (Talk to her)

From somewhere other than planet Earth

Miss Alternate Universe

Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe)

She’s a hurricane in reverse (Hurricane in reverse)

Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst

Miss Alternate Universe

Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe)

All the animals talk to her (Animals talk to her)

From somewhere other than planet Earth

Miss Alternate Universe

Universe

Universe

Universe

Universe