88 Lines About 44 Women - The Nails

Deborah was a Catholic girl

She held out till the bitter end

Carla was a different type

She’s the one who put it in

Mary was a black girl

I was afraid of a girl like that

Susan painted pictures

Sitting down like a Buddha sat

Reno was a nameless girl

A geographic memory

Cathy was a Jesus freak

She liked that kind of misery

Vicki had a special way

Of turning sex into a song

Kamela, who couldn’t sing

Kept the beat and kept it strong

Xylla was an archetype

The voodoo queen, the queen of wrath

Joan thought men were second best

To masturbating in a bath

Sherry was a feminist

She really had that gift of gab

Kathleen’s point of view was this

Take whatever you can grab

Seattle was another girl

Who left her mark upon the map

Karen liked to tie me up

And left me hanging by a strap

Jeannie had this nightclub walk

That made grown men feel underage

Mary Ellen, who had a son

Said I must go, but finally stayed

Gloria, the last taboo

Was shattered by her tongue one night

Mimi brought the taboo back

And held it up before the light

Marilyn, who knew no shame

Was never ever satisfied

Julie came and went so fast

She didn’t even say goodbye

Rhonda had a house in Venice

Lived on brown rice and cocaine

Patty had a house in Houston

Shot cough syrup in her veins

Linda thought her life was empty

Filled it up with alcohol

Katherine was much too pretty

She didn’t do that shit at all

Uh huh, not Katherine

Pauline thought that love was simple

Turn it on and turn it off

Jean-Marie was complicated

Like some French filmmaker’s plot

Gina was the perfect lady

Always kept her stockings straight

Jackie was a rich punk rocker

Silver spoon and a paper plate

Sarah was a modern dancer

Lean pristine transparency

Janet wrote bad poetry

In a crazy kind of urgency

Tanya Turkish liked to fuck

While wearing leather biker boots

Brenda’s strange obsession

Was for certain vegetables and fruit

Rowena was an artist’s daughter

The deeper image shook her up

Dee Dee’s mother left her father

Took his money and his truck

Debbie Ray had no such problems

Perfect Norman Rockwell home

Nina, 16, had a baby

Left her parents, lived alone

Bobbi joined a New Wave band

Changed her name to Bobbi Sox

Eloise, who played guitar

Sang songs about whales and cops

Terri didn’t give a shit

Was just a nihilist

Ronnie was much more my style

Cause she wrote songs just like this

Jezebel went forty days

Drinking nothing but Perrier

Dinah drove her Chevrolet

Into the San Francisco Bay

Judy came from Ohio

She’s a Scientologist

Amaranta, here’s a kiss

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