Hello Kitty Menendez - The Mr. T Experience

Hello Kitty Menendez

Oh, what a summer we had

I’m struggling through, but when I think of you

Things don’t seem so bad

I’m glad you’re there to befriend us

When things go from bad to worse

We’re all getting chewed up, our lives are all screwed up

But not as screwed up as yours

And the people will say what the people will say

In this age of neglect and abuse

But each passing day can be bigger, better, brighter than ever

Now that we have the Menendez excuse

And though your case may soon be replaced

By the Michael Jackson trial

(Michael Jackson pedophile trial)

You’ve got Wessonality

Celebrity panache and style

And whether you have been abused

As or by a child

There’ll be non compos mentis-es

For all those Menendezes

And Menendezes' apprentices

And doctors and dentist-es

So hello Kitty Menendez

Wherever you may be

I know you’ll be watching over me

And I’ll be watching Court TV

You’ll be watching over me

And I’ll be watching

I’ll be watching Court TV