Hair Match - The Mountain Goats

You’ll be maybe lunging for the bad guy’s hip\nNo one anticipates the sunset flip\nThe referee and your opponent will hold you there\nAnd we’re gonna bring in a folding chair\nWe’ll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming\nBut of course there will be several in the building\nAnd if by chance somebody hits «record»\nAnd stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard\nCheap electric razor from the Thrifty down the street\nTwo guys down around your ankles so you’ll stay put in your seat\nBuzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike\nI loved you before I even ever knew what love was like\nSome people leave before it’s over, but most of them stay\nSome hide behind their programs, some turn away\nOut in the parking lot you look up at the stars\nAnd all the cheap cars