I Don't Know - The Monochrome Set

He’s rotten, he don’t wear cotton

Come on, come on

When you feel like hitting him but you don’t know how (Ask Mr Jones)

When you need to just have a hit, and you need it now (Ask Mr Jones)

He’s scary, his back’s hairy

Come on, come on

There’s a black Achilles in a water bed

And around his head is a ring of fire

If you wanna have a girlfriend, but not for long (Ask Mr Jones)

If you wanna just have her and you think it’s wrong (Ask Mr Jones)

He’s crazy, his eye’s lazy

Come on, come on

And now you’re waiting for him to appear (Ask Mr Jones)

And you’re dying for a heaven and the way is clear (Ask Mr Jones)

He’s dirty, he gets all shirty

Come on, come on