The Old Saloon - The Lonely Island

It’s the wild wild West

You came to the right place my man

Get ready, here we go

(NEW SHIT!)

Welcome my friends to the old saloon

Everyone in town is hangin out

If you gotta drink well you drink it down!

Then we’ll all go have sex with whores (BRAND NEW!)

I’m Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town

On my horse, you bet’cha, on my horse

That’s the thing in the old West times

Everybody enjoys a good horseride

TRY TO CHEAT AT CARDS YOU’LL GET THROWN OUT

Right out the saloon door on your butt

Come back in and buy a round of whiskey

Guess what?

All is forgiven!

(DJ LEARY)

Flippin the jib with Calamity Jane

And you’re another guy that’s probably an injun

This whiskey is warm and it tastes like piss

OH NO~!

Mustache smells like piss!

So that’s the story and I’m stickin' to it

The old wild West is no place for a lady

I’m the bartender but I’m also the Mayor

So just put that in your pipe and smoke it

(«DJ WAAAAAAAAAH»)

I’m Tiny Tim and it’s almost Christmas

Sure is dusty here