Go Kindergarten - The Lonely Island, Robyn

Hey — we’re gonna dance tonight, okay?

We all shining bright, let the music take you away

Don’t ask questions, just do everything that we say

On the floor, ladies shake that ass

Shake that, shake that ass, work it, twerk it, drop it fast

Fellas, whip your dick out — whip, whip your dick out

Indiana Jones and whip your fuckin' dick out

Now punch your friend — punch, punch your friend

Get on the fuckin' floor and punch your best friend

Make your butt look flat — make that shit flap

Use the art of perspective, or hide it in a hat

Go stupid, get stupid — because we said to do it

Go dumb, eat garbage — we goin' kindergarten

Yeah — you know, some of it might seem strange

But don’t think, just obey

Let the music play, 'cause we put it in a song

So do everything that we say

Have a motherfuckin' baby on the floor

Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door

Now be ambidextrous — fuckin' ambidextrous

We’ll come around and test you

It’s no biggie on our checklist

Now ladies, whip your dick out — whip, whip your dick out

Don’t ask how, just fuckin' figure it out

Now make your booty speak — teach that ass English

Make it suck helium and (talk like this)

Now eat the banana — potassium for stamina

Then build a school, burn it down

Get on the floor and do it now

Fuck a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to

So raise your glass, then break the glass

Then stomp your bare feet on the glass

Champagne corks, pop 'em off

Middle fingers up, now chop ‘em off

Then pose nude for a family friend

(Never speak of it again)

The party’s here, and you can’t escape

(So just do everything that we say)

Go Zombie, be brainless

Here we are, entertain us

Get stupid, go moron

We goin' kindergarten