Mona Lisa - The Lonely Island

What’s up y’all?

This is Conner4Real

You know I’ve been all around the world, right?

But tonight I’m on my dumb shit

I’m landed in Paris at a quarter to noon

So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre

I heard she’s exquisite, so I bought my ticket

Pushed my way to the front of the crowd

And I couldn’t believe what I saw

Mona Lisa, you’re an overrated piece of shit

With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes

And a smirk like you’re hiding a dick

What the fuck is this garbage?

Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch

Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile

Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly

I’m landed in Cairo to see the pyramids

But what did I find there?

A dirty pile of bricks

There was trash all over and a very foul odor

The smell was that of a camel’s ass

But even that wasn’t as bad as

Mona Lisa, you’re worse than the pyramids

Can someone explain why the whole wide world

Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid

Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid

And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian’s dick

To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread

At the top of the all-time list of paintings

Mona Lisa, I got to know

Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know

You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead

Get this chick some Rogaine

You a bloated corpse, girl

I’m an American man, this is my native land

Where no one lies about paintings

But that’s not the case in France

Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz

You’re so mangy, Mona

Hair part wider than a country road

Unless you count cats, she died alone-a

The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da