Merry Bloody Xmas - The Irish Rovers

I had a big night last night

Drinking Molson X

And on the way home

I got three reX

I woke up this morning

Took 2 summon-x

That wife and mine

She’s now my «x»

Well, I got myself evicted

From my duplex

Moved into a half-ton van, and then «X»

Fresh full of beer

My ole' dog reX

At least I got another wife

She’s now my «X»

Merry Xmas, to me

The dog threw up all over the xmas tree

They re-posessed

My color TV

Merry Xmas, to me

My car’s off the road

We’re having D-fleX

I said to myself, «Geesh what next»

My wife dropped in

For «Alimony Checks»

So I threw her in the lake

Now she’s my, wet X

So I sat there drinking

All my Molson X

Shook in the empties

My ole' dog Rex

Stupid bloody mutt

Stuck his head in the moto-X

You guessed it

He’s now my X, Rex