Evil Ways - The Hampton String Quartet

Girls – all I really want is girls

And in the morning it's girls

'Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk

And it's chill to hear them talk

And I can always make them smile

From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day

There was this girl around the way

She liked my home-piece MCA

He said he would not give her play

I asked him, "Please?"

– he said, "You may."

Her pants were tight and that's ok

If she would dance, I would DJ

We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say

"Hey, me and you should hit the hay!"

I asked her out, she said "No way!"

I should've probably guessed her gay

So I broke North with no delay

I heard she moved real far away

That was two years ago this May

I seen her just the other day

Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls – to do the dishes

Girls – to clean up my room

Girls – to do the laundry

Girls – and in the bathroom

Girls – that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time – I want girls

With new wave hairdos – I want girls

I ought to whip out my – girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!