The Gin Song - The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing

It’s cleaner than water, it’s cheaper than porter

It’s gin

It helps you get through all that life throws at you

Gin

From Hampstead to Aldgate it’s everyone’s best mate

It’s gin

Ladies and lords and the great unwashed hoardes

Love gin

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes

Taking the edge of the hardships of life

If I could marry it, I’d make it my wife

When slumped in the gutter, the first word you utter

Is gin

GIN

It mends broken hearts, helps friendships start

Gin

GIN

Makes dull banter witty, makes ugly girls pretty

It’s gin

GIN

It helps you forget all the things you regret

It’s gin

GIN

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes

Taking the edge of the hardships of life

If I could marry it, I’d make it my wife

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

GIN IS THE TONIC TO CURE ALL YOUR WOES

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes

Taking the edge of the hardships of life

If I could marry it, I’d make it my wife

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes

Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes

Taking the edge of the hardships of life

If I could marry it, I’d make it my wife

Gin