Saturday Night - The Felice Brothers

Everyone’s stringing their bosses

It’s the latest dance craze

My captain won’t shut up

Cause the bastard just got laid

I’m breaking legs on the ball court

With the full moon in my eyes

It’s another Saturday night

And I just got paid

I’m the new Elvis

Covered in my enemies blood

The money ain’t great

I do it out of love

I’ve got a hundred girlfriends

They really bum me out

When papa starts drinking

They love to twist and shout

Saturday night alone

Get out of bed

The king asked me to watch the throne

Off with his head

When I do, I only think of you

Torch song for the arsonist

Three-minute insurance fraud

Playboy for the school boy

She spreads her legs and oh my god

You all should drink this like drano

Caroline is in your mind

In the woods of Pelenville

And that could last a long time

I’m wide awake and and it’s

I’m wide awake and it’s nighttime

Shit, I must be in Omaha

I ain’t the boss but I’m his illegitimate son

'Cause baby I was born to run

I took a Valium and I had a vision

Dad, it must have been the haunted child

On Letterman on my television

As the nation went wild

Saturday night alone

Get out of bed

The king asked me to watch the throne

Off with his head

When I do, I only think of you