First One Today - The Fall

He saunters into town

There stands the door

Within, a man

He shoots him down

It’s his first one today

It’s his first one today

Enters bar café

Orders New Coke

Latté

Behold the man

Shoots the waitress and pays

It’s his first girl today

It’s his first girl today

Oh, Annie

If only he’d brought his film camera today

'Cause today is the day of a great centenary

His social media psyche

Well those were the days

His wank feels done, over

We were armed every day

They were armed every day

There lies the door

There lies the floor