Girl Police - The Dudes

The girl police are coming over

Cmb your hair pretend you’re sober

Andy, lock the stash in the bottom drawer

The woman fuzz are coming for us

They’re hardened by drawn out divorces

Averse to our verses, deplore the chorus

Ooh hoo, they surround our places

Ooh hoo, arrested by our handsome faces

The cold, long arm of the law has got the ruby glitter painted claws

The lady cops are coming for me

Let’s Jovi out in a blaze of glory

Tell mama i’m sorry, that’s my story

It was our antic romantic disasters

That got the girl cops lording after us

To drag our names through the mud

To get their hands in our blood

Ooh hoo, they want to hole us up in their lockdown

A year for every precious heart we’ve knocked down

Less a day for every night we rocked out

(Oh thank God we always rocked out)

Cause Stephy likes Jimmy

But Jimmy likes Eric, and Eric likes Jess

Oh it’s an awful mess an awful mess

Denny caught Monique kissing on Francois outside the Dépanneur

So they are done for sure

I want my tone

They want to hole us up in their lockdown

A year for every precious heart we’ve knocked down

Less a day for every night we rocked out

(And we always rocked out)

Cause Jenny likes Marvin

But Marvin likes Arnold, and Arnold likes Jess

Well I guess everyone likes Jess

But Jessie ain’t datin'

She’s down in the basement, listenin' to Pet Sounds

Her mom’s 45s get the best sounds

Loving is easy, loving is easy

Losing it’s rough

Ain’t it high grade powerful stuff?

Lovin' will leave you, lovin' will leave me

And in our defense, it’s awful hard to keep in the present tense

I want my tone