Us 2 Da Man - The Doppelgangaz

He’s got cirrhosis of the liver from the eighty proof

Folliculitis makes his neck look like a baby ruth

The truth?

He needs a filling for his baby tooth

This ibs be disagreeing with kuwaiti soups

But go and ask yout cousin Katie with the hoops

She’ll tell you ladies loving him like Warren Beatty in his youth

His new recruit has the fierce pimples on her rack

And on top of that, she’s got the pierced dimples on her back

Me, myself, I like medieval wimples on a hack

The Groggy Pack, never coming simple on a track

In fact, it’s surely that his dong rankles

From shorty with the baggy thong and the strong ankles

But ask your cousin dawn with the cankles

She’ll tell you ladies fawn for the jawn not the bankroll

His newest troll, he cajoled on a bed

Said she’d wed for a shed and tires with old tread

Cue the fan, let the cloak blow into the cam

The crew surviving off some toast and a slew of a jam, damn

Pork and beans, running through the can

The whole doppelgang living in a fuschia van

Coast to coast they maneuver through the land

And still have the nerve to boast, yelling out who the man?

You the man, nah Matter ov Fact, you the man

Fuck it E, yo the both of us two the man

It’s Matter ov Fact, the moocher and the future diabetic

Just finished opening his twenty seventh line of credit

He’s burdened with that skinny fat, he’s out here trying to shed it

He stuffs his face and use a laxative and diuretic

But ask your auntie Allison the medic

She’ll tell you ladies lining up to help him with his calisthenics

His newest friend’s a thin hag with some skin tags

Who walks around with everything she owns inside a gym bag

He’s living at the motor inn with older kin, dag

Got gin dribbling off his chin watching sinbad

It’s sad, he’s selling merch plus the percosets

It’s chatroullette and pawg searches when he surfs the net

His old earth, that’s how whe met Bernadette

She’ll tell you ladies writing checks to help curb the debt

And yet, his newest prospect in throgs neck

Got the odd scent plus she lives inside a convent