Like What Like Me - The Doppelgangaz

Yo, Matt B, she 300 pounds and 5'3″

Yo, fuck it, EP, I just like what like me

I heard she got infected with the HIV

Man, fuck it my G, I just like what like me

She known to rock a dirty, 6X white tee

Yo, it’s whatever, E, I just like what like me

Overall, I heard the chick is unsightly

Yo, fuck it my nigga, yo, I just like what like me

Yo, somebody up in here must’ve spiked the iced tea

They say his vision must’ve been impaired slightly

Cause every single peach in here is looking ripe

See it don’t matter if a chick got hepatitis type B

Or gingivitis, scabies behind her right knee

Or appendicitis, either depressed or sprightly

Matter Ov Fact discriminating?

Un-like-ly

Either Black as night or White like Keira Knightley

Ayo, EP, listen and try and follow me

She can be a Christian or into Scientola

Regular checkups or don’t believe in gynecola

If I’d messed up the explanation, my apology

Ayo, who down to join the club and be the next honoree

As long as the opposite sex acknowledge

We can overlook the obesity and gonorrhe'

The recent fleas, lack of human decency

That’s how your love life get dicey

Chicken, rice and tripe all on a tight tee

Pop a Enzyte, then paying the pipe fee

She sniffing lines of white over the Skype screen

What might seem alright, slurking the night scene

In tight jeans, licking cones not made of ice cream

A trife scheme

Don’t let her roam at your house, alone on your couch

An animal that foam at the mouth

A moment to Ralph

Rewind there for rare footage

The kind that walk through Times Square just bare footed

Who dare?

Couldn’t compare, they pale in comparison

Rails turn into wails from ale in the cabinet

Frail in the abdomen

As long as there’s tail, this male’s having it

Eating kale and ravenous

Unraveling, making a bet

With all the traveling, The Doppel gotta take what we’ll get