The Fez - The Dead Milkmen

He’s frightening the women and he’s raping the men because

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!

Excuse me while I puke and die

(ha ha ha ha)

Know what pisses me off, huh?

You know what- what really gets me mad in this

life?

It’s the goddamn periodic table of elements--they've got 109 or so

naturally occuring elements, then they’ve got 10 or 11 of these non-naturally

occuring man-made elements!

They give them names like Einsteinium, Californium,

and Nobelium--and what I want to know is: if they’re man-made just how the

hell can they be elements, huh?

Know what’s bothering my mind?

There’s a time for taking

And a time for giving

But ripping off the Butthole Surfers

Is how we make our living

(ha ha ha ha)