Heather Says - The Cowsills

Heather says that each of us here

Is allowed just one friend

And just one friend alone

That’s what best friends are for

Heather says that any among us who think

That it’s better to have three or four

Better change your mind

That’s what she says

Heather does bad things in class but

She never-no never gets blamed

And I’ll wager already this week

About 15 more kids have been framed

And of course no one would never dare tell

On dear Heather — dear Heather

And Heather says

Not a soul in the whole of the fourth grade class

Can jump near as high or can run as fast

I suspect someone could but I can’t deny

Heather must win so we never try

The challenge appears on her lips

With a grin and she gives us

That look that says Heather must win

And we do what Heather says

Heather makes fun of the kid

With the mole and the extra large ears

And she’s not satisfied till he’s

Screaming and red and in tears

And of course one would never dare tell

On dear Heather — sweet Heather

Heather must be first in hopscotch

And when we play tag she is it

Soon things will change 'cause the kids

Specially Margaret are sick of it

And even I myself think that its cruel

That everything Heather says

Goes at our school

Everything Heather says

Goes at our school