The Salmon Dance - The Chemical Brothers

Hello boys and girls, my name is FatLip,

And this is my friend Sammy the Salmon.

What 'do?

Today, we're going to teach you some fun facts about salmon,

And a brand new dance.

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance,

I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance.

It's not complicated, it's not too hard,

You don't even have to be a hip hop star.

See anyone can do it, all you need is style,

Listen up peep gang, I'ma show you how:

Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems,

And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!

I'll float up stream

You know how we do it, you know how we do it

Again.

All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water

And part of their life in salt water

Wow, very interesting.

We change round a couple of days after spawning

Then we die

When I first did the Salmon, all the people just laughed.

They looked around and stood like I was on crack.

I heard somebody say out loud "what the fuck is that?"

"This nigga's dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap"

But the more I kept doing it the more they were feelin' it,

And then I heard some bitches say "yo that niggas killin' it".

By the end of the night, everyone was on my team,

And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream!

I'll float up stream

You know how we do it, you know how we do it

Again.

Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell

Which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear

Wow

My family also rely on ocean currents, tides

The gravitational pull of the moon

I'm floatin' upstream again

The moon?

Fish pay attention to the moon?

Wow.

Who knew?

Did you know?

What?

That I could go to Japan, and back.

You're kidding me.

Amazing.

Jeez.

Polluted water can kill both baby salmon, that are developing

And the adult salmon, that are on their way to spawn

Wow what a shame, what a shame

Huh?

Woah

Wow.

Hey s-kids, hey give it up for s-Sammy the Salmon and his amazing salmon dance

Huh?

Whadda ya say?

Alright

Who's hungry?