Mum Stole My Darts - The Chats

Mum stole my darts

I left 'em in her car

She smoked the whole pack

And won’t pay me back

Dad stole me buds

I know he took some

He took the biggest nug

He’s taxed his own son

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My Nan stole my car

She drove it real far

She crashed into a tree

And she stole my keys

The cops stole my drinks

They poured 'em down the sink

I went and bought some more

And I threw up on the floor

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Mum stole my darts

She kicked me up the ass

She drained my goon sack

And won’t pay me back

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