Every Goliath Has Its David - The Boy Least Likely To

I’ve got a little bag of marbles and a catapult

Wound around my fingers and I feel very small

But I could make myself big if I wanted to

There is nothing courageous about anything I do

I’m trying to balance on an upturned milk crate

As I fumble with my catapult

And my hands are trembling as I try to aim it

But every Goliath has its David

And I know kung fu

And I’m not afraid of you

'cause I might be small

But I’m not a coward

I’ve got puppy powers

That I’m not afraid to use

My fists are balled up in my pockets of my anorak

And I’ve got a peashooter hidden behind my back

All I need to do is sit and wait to be attacked

If I thought that it would make me happy then I would

Tie a handkerchief to a stick and surrender

But that isn’t what I want to do

I will never live up to my expectations

Every Goliath has its David

And I know kung fu

And I’m not afraid of you

'cause I might be small

But I’m not a coward

I’ve got puppy powers

That I’m not afraid to use

I’m trying to balance on an upturned milk crate

As I fumble with my catapult

And my hands are trembling as I try to aim it

But every Goliath has its David

And I know kung fu

And I’m not afraid of you

'cause I might be small

But I’m not a coward

I’ve puppy powers

That I’m not afraid to use