Five Star Prison - Terror 2000

Five years in prison, I don’t ever wanna leave this place

Wireless Internet and colour TV, I’m so amazed

I robbed a bank and shot a guy who talked to much

But then again, I forgot to check my watch

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

I didn’t have a clue that it would fit so well

A nice and comfy bed, yeah you heard what I said

Slippers made of velvet like a fancy hotel

Bars made of gold and a private strip-show

Prisons made in Sweden let the champagne flow

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

And when I woke up up in the night there’s Asian mistress

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

I didn’t have a clue that it would fit so well

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh

In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it

Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh

A prison cell provided by the lord

Under surveillance, I do my thing

I tumble and roll, like the Swedish king

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

I didn’t have a clue that it would fit so well

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

And when I woke up up in the night there’s Asian mistress

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh

In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it

Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh

A prison cell provided by the lord

And now they tell me I gotta leave

I gotta leave my cell and walk the streets

What about the women?

What about the wine?

Please just don’t take away my glamorous life

I miss my private show, I miss the good champagne

I miss my private cell, 'cause it fit so well

I use to drop the soap, they use to hang it in

I didn’t mind at all, I knew that I would win

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

I didn’t have a clue that it would fit so well

They grabbed me by the balls and thew me in a cell

And when I woke up up in the night there’s Asian mistress

Cocaine and a bottle of jjjjack, huh

In the name of the Lord, you gotta love it

Cocaine and crack and jjjjack, huh

A prison cell provided by the Lord