Country Juction - Tennessee Ernie Ford

There’s a knocked out joint between Jackson and Nashville

Everybody has a big time and nobody’s ever bashful

If you feel the old urge and your feet wanna fuction

Go to this place they call Country Junction

If your hands, feet, legs wanna function

Go to the place they call Country Junction

There’s a jukebox, records, and each cost a nickel

There’s some fast ones and the slow ones if your tastes are fickle

There’s a square dance caller and a little cakewalk

And there’s a couple in the corner just a-huggin' and a-talkin'

If your hands, feet, legs wanna function

Go to the place they call Country Junction

At this place called Country Junction I’ve heard it said

That you can red ham and a pone or cornbread

A little dab of soft gravy and that ain’t all

They bring you biscuits in a bucket, you can have a ball

If your hands, feet, legs wanna function

Go to the place they call Country Junction

So, that just about does it, that’s the end of my song

At this place called Country Junction nothing ever goes wrong

Take a Tennessee apéritif if your feelin' blue

Go to Country Junction, it’s the place for you

If your hands, feet, legs wanna function

Go to the place they call Country Junction

Go to the place they call Country Junction

(Ain't that groundhog fat!)