Fandom At Random - Tankard

No matter what you seek

No matter what you like

We share the same belief

And we fight the same fight

You want to join our ranks?

Obsession’s what you’ll need

We’re cheering, pumping fists

We’re roaring die-hard fans

Move!

Get going!

Get up you lazy geeks

Fans!

United!

Marching in the streets

Hold up the banners and support your favourite stars

Adore those musicians, actors, sportsmen, racing cars

Don’t mind who’s your idol

The main point is fun

A Trek-Convention's just as crazy

As a Jedi-Clan

A fetish is (A fetish is)

My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)

An autograph, a panty

Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random

Choose your cult per day

Fandom at random

Freaks at play

Fandom at random

Cloned identities

Worshipper’s syndrome?

That’s the least!

That’s the least!

Skip religion!

Crusaders can go home

Go keep your violence, holy war and pope!

No church-fanaticism, no Scientology

We are just devotees who love tolerance for free

Don’t mind who’s your idol

The main point is fun

A Trek-Convention's just as crazy

As a Jedi-Clan

A fetish is (A fetish is)

My fanboy-dream (My fanboy-dream)

An autograph, a panty

Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random

Choose your cult per day

Fandom at random

Freaks at play

Fandom at random

Cloned identities

Worshipper’s Syndrome?

That’s the least!

That’s the least!

No matter what you seek

No matter what you like

We share the same belief

And we fight the same fight

A fetish is

My fanboy-dream

An autograph, a panty

Orgasm guaranteed

Fandom at random

Choose your cult per day

Fandom at random

Freaks at play

Fandom at random

Cloned identities

Worshipper’s Syndrome?

That’s the least!

That’s the least!