Slaughter on International Waters - Swashbuckle

Gathering from the corners of the Earth

In Miami, the bravest ship made berth

Their sights were set on paradise

High time to get that beer on ice

Pile in to your tiny staterooms

Assume that you will meet your doom

Fuck the silly safety lesson

Tasty buffets and cold ones beckon!

Grab the dudes, its time for a cruise!

With kickin' tunes and bitchin' booze!

Now witness a massive slaughter

Out on international waters

It would be the party of our lifetime

So good it would feel like crime

Swaying to the motion of the tides

We were in for one hell of a ride

Titties poppin' out on deck

Massive mounds to turn our necks

Familiar faces from port to starboard

Pure, unfiltered fun occurred

Bottles were rocked off the shelves

Act after act all gave 'em hell

Inside the hull, beneath the stars

The fans and bands dried up the bars

No where to run, no where to hide

A place where heros and zeros collide

The wildest four days of all our lives

A miracle every soul survived