Exercise Machines - Surrogate

What if we could use our exercise machines to make electricity

All our needs would melt away the pounds

We all would have the best shape of our lives

We could re-claim the Olympics

The TV would show red and blue and white

The TV would show red and blue and white

Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we’d have body odor smog to fill our

lungs

Our skies would be the envy of everyone

All those who just sit around and watch

The tube will have something more to do

Cause you can’t watch Friends until you’ve run a mile

Some day we will invent a new machine that will make cars obsolete

A vehicle that runs on human power

Oh think of just how far we will have come

Instead of sooty clouds over our cities we’d have body odor smog to fill our

lungs

Our skies would be the envy of everyone