Falcon Punch - Strange U

Vigo the Carpathian bathing in lakes of radium

Breaking them in

Angel of sin

Chasing the wind

God particle eater

Meet the

Farcical leader

Sparking the trees up

Parking the V-Dub

Up on the curb, like, motherfucking superb swerve

Got your ovaries loving the cursed words

Opposable Thumbs

Opium Blunts

Smoke in the Lungs

Thelonious Monk

All up in your pulmonary trunk

Manufacture mechanical salamanders

But never fraternize with tyrannical salad handlers

My evil experiments are the genesis

You’ll be needing a therapist by the end of this

He keeps civil

Like a teacher of funky science

While the others point and click

Like the sequel of Monkey Island

Here he is

The gold star was nearly his

But on the final leg

He was distracted by idiots!

He’s done it again

This time rocking the waves of death

Save your breath

The ???

fled

Blazing meth

Forget it, Curly

You had your chance

You blew it early

You saw me sinking in the sand and tried to do me dirty

Falcon punch!

The skies are fallin'

The life forming is isomorphic

The giant iron horseman absorbed in the flying saucer

The Mighty Morphin

The Norseman

Strive with the finest calling

Telescope high in orbit and flying awkward

Defining awesome

Vibranium shining ornaments

Dead in the water the silent nautilus

Got them think about leaving the solar system

The human lust for destruction erupted a stomach symptom

He’d only miss the Simpsons

He can’t exist without wars and slaughter citizens

You can keep the racism of fake religion

Continue on your day-to-day mission of satanism

You’re under fire from ultimate nullifiers

The audience didn’t see the invisible puppet wires

The dreamweaving visionary parks the Bentley

Behold!

The Netherhead Garth Marenghi

Comparing notes with Jehova’s racketeers on vacation

Chilling on Amazona’s planeteer

Niggers is hungry

Time to take’em out for lunch

Hit’em with the

Falcon Punch!