Sexy Santa - Steel Panther

Ho ho ho!

Santa’s gettin' ripped and he’s lost some weight

He’s on a low-carb diet and he’s lookin' great

He’s got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe

The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!

He delivers the sexy and he never fails

The rest of the year he works at Chippendale’s!

Sexy sexy Santa

He’s got a bitchin' sled and some rock-hard abs

Sexy sexy Santa

He knows you’ve naughty cuz he’s keepin' tabs!

In the back of his sleigh he’s got some hoe hoe hoe’s

They’re lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse

He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer

Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!

He’s got a bitchin' red suit and he’s totally buff

He’ll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!

Sexy sexy Santa

He’s kissin' girls under the camel toe

Sexy sexy Santa

The elves are all horny and they’re snortin' blow

Sexy sexy Santa

It’s the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan

Sexy sexy Santa

Makin' love to every Christmas-lovin' woman and man!

Suck it!

Yeah he’s spreadin' Christmas cheer

To the Scrooges and the Grinches

Here’s your log- it’s a chubby eleven inches!

Naked on his reindeer on booze

Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews!

He’s got a calendar but only one day has an 'X'

That leaves three hundred and sixty four days for sex!

Sexy sexy Santa

More cushion for the pushin' gonna

Sexy sexy Santa

He’s hot but he used to be a big fat cow!

Sexy sexy Santa

All the little girls wanna sit on his lap

Sexy sexy Santa

Get 'em riled up so they get free crap (crabs?)

Wow!

Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?