Gg the Giraffe - Steam Powered Giraffe

Well who’s that walking down the street?

Hey cats, well I don’t know

But she’s got that look that says

She knows just where she wants to go

Even Hatchy’s Fancy Shoes

Can’t compare to the way she grooves

She’s shiner than The Spine

And Rabbit ain’t got nothing on her moves

Who’s that robot giraffe that’s oh so cute

The one that’s super charismatic and beautiful to boot

Should I tell them?

Well I’m GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves me, everybody loves

Me-e-e-e-e-e

Me-e-e-e-e-e

She’s GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves her, everybody loves

Her-er-er-er-er-er

Her-er-er-er-er-er

I am am so freaking adorable

You should send me gifts because if you don’t, that’d be horrible

I want a Lamborghini and a bucket of kittens

I don’t have thumbs, but I could use some mittens

Covered in gemstones

And maybe some super-expensive headphones

The kind with the super-deep bass sound

So I can jam out to the max around town

I actually don’t get to leave the house much, but

Well I’m GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves me, everybody loves

Me-e-e-e-e-e

Me-e-e-e-e-e

She’s GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves her, everybody loves

Her-er-er-er-er-er

Her-er-er-er-er-er

Alright, kazoo solo!

I have lots of friends all across the world

They just haven’t ever called, or even ever met this lonesome girl

But I have a gazillion followers on the social streams

I haven’t met them all, but I am sure that they love me

Because I am so genuine

Oh and I just remembered I always wanted a penguin

You know the kind that wear fancy bow ties

And serve you dinner just like they do for Mary Poppins and that Dick Van Dyke

guy

I guess it would also be kind of neat

If that penguin could keep a beat with his happy feet

So send one straight to my door

I’m sure they’ve got one down at your local penguin store

And make sure you send along some ice

Because I think they need that to survive

But I’m too small to reach the freezer in the kitchen

And maybe I could reach it with a step stool

But oh no wait the penguin still needs ice during shipment

So maybe you could put some ice in the box with it

And maybe that would just get wet, and it would break…

‘kay, instead

Just ship the Lamborghini with the penguin in the passenger seat

And leave the engine running with the air conditioner on

For the penguin and the headphones and mittens in the backseat

Well I’m GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves me, everybody loves

Me-e-e-e-e-e

Me-e-e-e-e-e

She’s GG the Giraffe

And everybody loves her, everybody loves

Her-er-er-er-er-er

Her-er-er-er-er-er