Ya Wanna Buy a Bunny. - Spike Jones

My arithmetic is getting bad

I don’t know what to do

I bought a little bunny

Then I bought another bunny

Don’t one and one make two?

Now when I’m looking at the bunnies

I get as mad, as mad as I can be

'Cause now there are so many bunnies

Oh me, oh my

You wanna buy a bunny?

When I’m eatin' bread and honey

Those silly little bunnies pester me

'Cause all the bunnies beg for honey

Oh gee, oh gosh

You wanna buy a bunny?

When we’re playing hide and seek

At my heels they sneek, sneek, sneek

When I hide they peek, peek, peek

I get so mad I could shriek, «EEK!»

If you want a fuzzy bunny

That’s got a wiggly nose and cotton tail

I wish that you would buy a bunny

'Cause I got lots of bunnies for sale

And when I get up early in the morning to go out to the chicken house to feed

my little tiny baby chickens

Oh, those crazy little bunnies, they follow on after me, just hop hop hop hop

hop hop, hopping like the dickens

Here, chickee chickee chickee chickee!

Get away from me bunny, you bother me.

Get out of here, you crazy little bunnies!

And when I sneak my little tiny puppy dog rover upstairs with me to bed.

The bed is full of them silly little bunnies from the foot up to the head.

Get out of my bed, you bad little bunnies.

Go on bunnies, get out of here,

go on now!

Bunnies, bunnies, bunnies, bunnies everywhere

There’s bunnies on the table and there’s bunnies on the chair

Bunnies on the sofa, and there’s bunnies on the floor

And there’s some new ones coming through the door.

More?

Please, come on and buy a bunny

I’d even like to sell you two or three

But if you don’t have any money, I’ll give you a bunny

'Cause there’s just too darn many bunnies for me

There’s bunnies all over the place, bunnies under my feet

Bunnies in my bed, everywhere I go there’s cute little bunnies