Monty - Spiderbait

I’ve got a toy that’ll cut right through ya

You don’t think that I am lying to ya

I’ll get away and they’ll say I’m a legend

Taking all the things from your friends had imagined.

Get up now and salute me

I bought you so why don’t you love me

Gotta lotta butts but you know I’m lazy

Such a fine line it’s hazy fantazy

ripe for the pickin and I’m sticking to my story

kirk douglas in paths of glory

take off the stain that you claim looks dirty

lets rearrange when we get to 30

President fun its a royal visit

not the right time to get old now is it.