Waterproof - Sparks

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

The pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me

Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving

The rain runs down to the sea

But I’m indifferent, for me it’s different

It’s all Bahamas to me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down, bring me down

Completely dry

Dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky

The mothers just sigh

Send children inside

Hey, mama, you lied

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

The pressure you’re exerting is irrelevant to me

I see you crying but I’m not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry

It’s misdirected, your voice inflected

For maximum sympathy

Niagara Falls

Romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds

They’re all agreed, impressive indeed

Till the Falls stall before me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

And nothing of a liquid nature’s gonna mess with me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

And nothing of a liquid nature’s gonna mess with me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I’m waterproof, I’m waterproof

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won’t slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won’t bring me down

Bring me down