Ladies - Sparks

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh

Ladies, Ladies

On the sofa next to me

Are Dinah Shore and Sara Lee

Ladies, Ladies

In the backyard climbing trees

Are Princess Grace and Margaret Meade

Ladies, Ladies

And you pull in the driveway, you’ve been out shopping

I got a hide them, hide all you ladies

Lay down and smile, they’re disappearing

And then right after, I welcome home my only lady

Ladies, Ladies

Jackie’s in the powder room

Lois Lane will be here soon

Ladies, Ladies

Eva Braun is cracking jokes

While Joan of Arc just sits and smokes

Ladies, Ladies

When I call up some buddies, «Hey, come on over

There’s ladies present!»

We’ll be right over!

The ladies hear me, they’re disappearing

And then right after

My friends ask me where are all the ladies?

All of the ladies?

Ladies, Ladies

In the kitchen baking cake

Is Betty Crocker

Ladies, Ladies

Dolly Parton’s in my pool

And Aunt Jemima’s acting cool

Ladies, Ladies

They’re really great in person

They get me going

But, I’m not pushy

Don’t want to blow it

No six packs know it

They started fading

Come back my ladies

Where would I be without my ladies?

Ladies…