Hippopotamus - Sparks

There’s a hippopotamus, there’s a hippopotamus, there’s a hippopotamus in my

pool

There’s a hippopotamus, there’s a hippopotamus, there’s a hippopotamus in my

pool

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

I don’t know

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

I don’t know

There’s a book by anonymous, a book by anonymous, a book by anonymous in my pool

There’s a book by anonymous, a book by anonymous, and a hippopotamus in my pool

No I’ve not read it, no I’ve not read it, when it dries out

I’ll have a go

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

I don’t know

Someone must’ve been fooling around

Someone must’ve been acting dumbfound

Someone must’ve been taking the piss

Taking the piss and acting like this

There’s a painting by Hieronymus, Bosch by Hieronymus, Bosch by Hieronymus in

my pool

There’s a painting by Hieronymus, Bosch by Hieronymus, Bosch by Hieronymus in

my pool

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

How did it get there?

Sure beats me

Must be a late work, must be a late work, one of his late works

Obviously!

There’s a Volkswagen microbus, a Volkswagen microbus, a Volkswagen microbus in

my pool

A '58 microbus, a '58 microbus, a '58 microbus in my pool

A hippie is driving, a hippie is driving, a trippy old hippie

Poor, poor guy

A hippie is driving, a hippie is driving, I throw him a towel

Here, go get dry

Someone must’ve been acting real cute

Someone wearing a slippery suit

Someone must’ve come over the lap

Throw in a hippo and then a giraffe

There is Titus Andronicus, Titus Andronicus, Titus Andronicus in my pool

There is Titus Andronicus, Titus Andronicus wearing a snorkel in my pool

Now he’s gone under, now he’s gone under, now he’s gone under

Worry not

Excellent swimmer, excellent swimmer, looking much trimmer

Than I thought

There’s a woman with an abacus, a woman with an abacus, a woman with an abacus,

she looks Chinese

There’s a woman with an abacus, a woman with an abacus, a woman with an abacus,

she looks Chinese

Not that I’m prejudice, not that I’m prejudice, not that I’m prejudice

No, not me

Not that I’m prejudice, not that I’m prejudice, not that I’m prejudice

That’s not me

Rolling a hippo, a little got short

And after performing a Shakespearean part

Summary book and Germanic them

Asian lady, isn’t it grand?

Yes, yes

So grand