Something About Mary - South Park Mexican

Baby, locked up I miss you so much

You’ll always be my girl

This is a love song y’all about this girl

Sometime she a dyke like Laverne and Shirl

Sometime she like boys to pull her red hairs

Sometimes it’s so good it make it hard to share

We’ve been married since I was 13 years old

Alcapulco Gold, hit the bong and reload

White Shark, White Widow and White Rhino

I’m hooked on ponics thats all I know

So much Skunk Jahera and Super Silver Haze

I haven’t smoked regular weed since fucking Happy Days

Mangolia, Indiga, Bubblegum and Blueberry

All these names cause theirs something about Mary

There’s something about Mary

She’s always on my mind all the time

She look me dead with green eyes and I mesmerize

She that fluffy that’s gonna take me up to paradise

Because I vaporize and I take the flights

She the breezy come in easy and she makes it right

I’m a go, I’m a go, stuff her in optimo’s

Go buy some cereal and act like it’s comical

We do it abominable just like the snow-man

You mug as we blow man so I fucks with your dough man

And a nigga can’t tell me shit about this Maryjane

Most of y’all favorite rappers in this game is hell a scary man

Take it how you wanna take it 'cause I’m gonna wake an bake it She love it how I beat it up so tough that’s why she’s naked

There’s something about Mary

She’s always on my mind all the time

Me and my homies we play this game

We call it the bong show an interesting name

We hit it blind folded and try to guess

What the strand is of the hydro sense

Is it Orange Crush or maybe Black Widow

Blowing endo with Mario Galindo

I smoke what I push sticky purple cush

'Cause even god spoke through the burning bush

Victor Berrin, Ebola Endosure

I grow it at my ranch on the ponderosa

Bionic Chronic Hydroponic my dog ate my weed

And I made that bitch vomit

It’s true, she my gal, I’ll never leave her

I once made a bong out an old steam cleaner

I need her she makes my life complete

And I know she loves me too cause she makes me eat, uh There’s something about Mary

She’s always on my mind all the time

There’s something about Mary

She’s always in my brain, she’s my fame