Fat Man In the Bathtub - Sonny Landreth, Little Feat, Dave Matthews

Spotcheck billy got down on his hands & knees

He said hey momma, hey let me check your oil alright?

She said no, no honey, not tonite,

Comeback monday, well you comeback tuesday, then i might.

I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to?

My juanita.

i said juanita, my sweet taquita,

What are you up to?

my juanita.

Well, i dont want nobody who wont die for dance.

Dont throw me no speed cars cause i die tryin.

Throw me line, throw me a dime.

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues.

I hear you moan, i hear you moan--moan

Billy got so sad, dejected, put on his hat and started to run.

Runnin down the street and yellin at the top of his lungs

all i want in this life and time is some good clean fun,

All i want in this life and time is some hit and run!

I said juanita, my sweet juanita, what are you up to?

My juanita.

i said juanita, my sweet taquita,

What are you up to?

my juanita

Well i put my money in your meter baby so it wont run down,

But you got me in a squeeze play on the cheesey side of town.

Throw me line, now show me a sign.

Cause theres a fat man in the bathtub with the blues

I hear you moan, i hear you moan, yea