Amazing Feats - Smut Peddlers

One of us equals many of us

Disrespect one of us, you’ll see plenty of us

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on, ahh, yeah

You want Cage in the flesh, paper wants ink to bless

You see me in the streets, be glad I spit this stress

Punch through your chest and rip your spine out

Now that Cage got your back, you can spit that rhyme out

I’m stompin' on these chat room fakes

Whose hip-hop burf coincides with them cheesy remakes

You little kids playin' the critics hard

Go back to your other hobby, Pokemon cards

Local MC’s wont start it, done

On the mic, I make more faces than the retarded son

Minstrel, doin' a hump, takin' a dump

The life of Cage, take drugs, pass out, wake up in the cunt

I got this e-mail from your female

Shes meetin' me, suckin' me off of three wails

Don’t discuss the details, «Hee hee, I won’t»

Leave a dollar on the nightstand and watch E-bail

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry

Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practice

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry

Amazing feats happen when we come out to play

I’m livin' in a monotone paisley

Look into my eyes and all you see is hazy

Somethin' out of dark ages paintings, smiles can’t hide

Think I’ll sit back and watch life go by

In about four sex acts, a cheerleader will begin to bleed

Then we’ll bring you up to speed on the orange deed

My seeds procreate, I ejaculate grown infants

Then blow shotties in they face to finish the sentence

The fact is, you suck like 'Ishtar' does

Dick Starbuck and Cage spark dust up

Yeah, I stuck around like your plymouths car rust

Fuck your startin' five, the startin' three are us

Stick my dick in almost any hole

If I got plastic on and my Toxic Avenger mask is on

Celebrate like my pops when his bastard was born

Stretch the pussy like some starlet tryin' to last in porn

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin', tearin' up the industry

Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practice

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry

Amazing feats happen when we come out to play

This is the meaty part of the discussion

Slice the underbelly of my hunger jelly, splash the scene

Crashed the Beam in half then laughed, I ain’t shook to shaft

Put another hole in your head to stash my fist

And slash your wrists with a 'Porn Again' CD

Cracked the jar, then the cigar, then it goes to E

I’m in a trance with the evilest glance

My moral obligation is the feeblest stance

Anti-semetic dipshits, wearin' polo

Ya’ll ever heard of Ralph Lipschitz?

Oh no, check my aura, in 3D photos

Whether at regular speed or super slow mo

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers, tearin' up the industry

Sendin' kids back to the lab for more practice

Once again, this is it

Smut Peddlers tearin' up the industry

Amazing feats happen when we come out to play