Toaster - slowthai

Not one for authority

Follow you, no follow me

Left foot forward bro be free

There are no rules, just societies

Society says Slowthai is a danger

Head top rearranger

No love for authorities

They took my bro and that’s robbery

Did my thing no way could I cater

We can sort it out later

Roll about for that flavour

Nasty boy, it’s my nature

Consequence bun a consequence

I’m a narcissist, see you later

Defending my team like Shawcross

Can’t talk about steez rocking boot cuts

Shortcuts no confusion

I wouldn’t do you if I was clueless

Hop a fence for that bunda

What I do for the music

No man can ever call me junior

Say that I’m moving stupid

I don’t hit town, drown my sorrows in Sambuca to act like Cupid

Rather stay at home be zooted

It just ain’t computing

That I ain’t code in computer

Follow the leader til we get snookered

Wear my Zoomers you’re wearing Pumas

Lean to the side, twelve from verrucas

I’m sat at home with my Gucci loafers

Cup of rose, lean on my sofa

Crumpets in my toaster

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

I think someone’s there

Turn it up I don’t care

Turn it up I don’t care

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

I think someone’s there

Turn it up I don’t care

Turn it up I don’t care

Authorities that I can’t hear

You can’t come in, no pigs in here

Warrant outstanding more than a year

Hand myself in if my solicitors there

Understanding the agenda

If you’re law-abiding, cooperate, bless

Pirates like me say

You’ll never catch me alive, or dead

HMP can’t be a prisoner

Put the cuffs on me, put you in the finisher

On custody even as a visitor

It’s not holiday, and it’s not me dog

I want mahogany up in my yard

Doberman shitting on my grass

Name stitched up in all my garms

I never listened to what I got told

Crumpets in my toaster

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster

Bum parked on my sofa

At one with nature

Pissing off my neighbours

Crumpets in my toaster (Like not not here, not not there)

Bum parked on my sofa (I think someone’s there)

At one with nature (Turn it up I don’t care)

Pissing off my neighbours (Like not not here, not not there)

Crumpets in my toaster (I think someone’s there)

Bum parked on my sofa (Turn it up I don’t care)

At one with nature (Turn it up I don’t care)

Pissing off my neighbours

I said

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

I think the feds are there

Fuck the feds I don’t care

Knock, knock here

Knock, knock there

I think the feds are there

Fuck the feds I don’t care

Please open the door, or we’re gonna force entry

Last chance to open the door or we’re gonna force entry

Come on, come on, supposed to be the police force, no force in you

Hey, shut it, your mouth, you little

No force in you, haha can’t even get the door off haha