High School Girlz - Sloppy Seconds

I wish I was in High School, where all the girls are hot

I wish they were at my school, but they were really not

They didn’t dress in leather, they didn’t dye their hair

They didn’t sleep together, they were really square

It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool

Not that cool when I was in High School

When I was in High School, I didn’t stand a chance

With the girls at my school, they were afraid to dance

They didn’t cuss like sailors, they didn’t drink like fish

They didn’t wear Chuck Taylor’s, that didn’t slash their wrists

It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool

Not that cool when I was in High School

When I was in High School, the girls were really lame

They didn’t want my number, they didn’t know my name

They didn’t like good movies, they didn’t like Punk Rock

They didn’t have big boobies, they wouldn’t suck my cock

It’s sad but true the girls were not that cool

Not that cool when I was in High School