Sweetmeat (Sweet Beat Fix) - Slick Idiot

I love all aminals but they don’t love me back

I tend to put them in a state of full attack

You think I’d pet a kitten and it would rub against me

But that doesn’t ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat

Cause they bite me

They try to eat me alive

I get so frightened

I cry

I want a pet so bad I can just taste it

I’d love to walk a dog and not be chased (chased) by it (by it)

You think I’d feed a stray dog and it would love me freely

But that doesn’t ever happen

I must be made of sweetmeat

Cause they bite me

They try to eat me alive

I get so frightened

I cry

Sweetmeat

Sweetmeat

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I can’t even take a walk in the great outdoors

Cause suddenly I’m being chased by wild boars

Squirrels hit me with their nuts

Raccoons sit there hissing

The deer they take turns kicking

The rabbits try to maul me

The snakes are lisping, lieing

They’re tying me down (x5)

They wrap them selves around my legs

They poison me

They agonize me

The birds are pecking at my eyes

They rip out all of my hair

I tell them go on

Have a bite

Make a pig out of yourself

I’m made of meat

And I am sweet