White Rabbit - Slapshot

One pill makes you larger

And one pill makes you small

And the ones that mother gives you

Don’t do anything at all

Go ask Alice, when she’s ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits

And you know you’re going to fall

Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar

Has given you the call

And call Alice, when she was just small

When the men on the chessboard

Get up and tell you where to go

And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom

And your mind is moving low

Go ask Alice, I think she’ll know

When logic and proportion

Have fallen sloppy dead

And the white knight is talking backwards

And the red queen’s off with her head

Remember what the dormouse said

Feed your head, feed your head

One pill makes you nervous

And one pill makes you fall

And the ones that you’ve been taking

Won’t do you any good at all

Go ask Alice, she just hit the floor

Now, you say you could take it

Yeah, you’d say anything

But when your habbit does all the talking

Yeah, you’d say anything

You could ask Alice, but I think she’s gone

Now, you’ve just lost all your money

And you’ve been thrown out of your home

But for one more gram of cocaine

You’d sell you very soul

Go ask Alice, well, now she knows

She’s living in a dreamworld

But you’d better pull yourself together

'Cause this is reality

But I think that you’d might be better off dead

Use your head

Use your head

Use your head