Paris - Your Phone Is Ringing - Shane Dawson

Hey

You should probably answer your phone

It might be your boyfriend

Haha I’m just kidding you don’t have one

I’m so hot

Do you have any snacks

I haven’t eaten in three weeks

Like Chex Mix or something

Hey, you’re kinda cute

You wanna like, hook up

You want a BFF

I can be your

Oh my god you have so much candy in your purse

Can I have some

Are those breath mints

Oh my god

Oh my god this beat is hot, like me

Maybe I should sing to it

Cuz I’m a singer, you know

Heeyy, oohh, rake a tongue, yeah, that’s hot,

Oh yeah, that’s hot, that’s my beat, hit my spot

My G-spot, oh yeah, you like that, the way I talk, yeah, hah, cuz I’m hot

Tinker bell!