Ms. Nipple Queen - Serengeti

She’s like a queen full of worms

I saw her when I was at the bar

Patiently waiting my turn

She’s all like ‘look at me'

And I’m like staring at her boobs

Not so much out of attraction

But so much like a hornball mood

She sorta scared me to the point of saying hi

She looked at me like ‘I know you want this'

I had

Just when I thought going to the bar alone sucks

Ms. Nipple Queen bought me a drink

I had to rethink my whole scheme

I’m not a man, I’m a broken kite

After she was me with words

Like them other that night

I didn’t say a word, I just sat still instead

She kept hitting me about the way I dressed

On the couch

It got to my head after eight months

I drink eight cups of strong stuff

To stop the screaming that was so surreal

I went to the doctor

He gave me a hundred ninety pills

I took them the same night

And I was almost killed

Damn Ms. Nipple Queen

Why did I go to the bar that day alone?

Never wish I would have

I would never have been in this position I am now

My baby, she came to the hospital

Saying that I was the dumbest dude alive

She’s saying she had a feeling that I wouldn’t survive

Cause I was too weak

They had me in the hospital for two weeks

Constantly nagging me, telling me that it’s not cheap

I said I’m sorry, she told me ‘shut the fuck up'

She had sold all my valuable stuff

My baseball collection I started since I was eight

That painted plate my Dad gave me

When I was still his little ace