I Love You, Pav Bhaji - Scribe

Play dough.

Never expect another prisoner.

Always and forever.

Under the watchful eye of the predator.

Kiss her till it leaves back a scar.

Dear President, may I please show you my willy?

Cos I’d like you to know what it means when I will never tell,

never wish and never know

What it takes to be another side, another shore

Falling into what will be still outta whack, I don’t know

If you’re gonna keep your foot in mouth, you don’t need a pedicure.

Tell me what they said.

I didn’t even hear.

Tell me what it means.

I don’t even know.

Tell me what to do.

I’m not even here!

Tell me where to go.

Anywhere but here!

Tell me who I am.

How am I to know?

Tell me why I’m here.

I can’t say for sure.

Tell me who to see.

The ones that disappeared!

Pressure cook mixed vegetables and peas till well done.

Mash them coarsely after draining.

Heat butter in a pan.

Add ginger-garlice, capsicum, onion, tomatoes.

Fry for 2−3 minutes till very soft.

Add pavbhaji masala, chilli powder, turmeric, salt, sugar and fry further 2−3

minutes.

Bring to boil.

Simmer till gravy is thick, stirring and mashing pieces with masala, in between.

Add lemon juice, stir.

Garnish with chopped coriander and a block of butter.

Now, have with pav.

Butter.

Nimbu.

Kanda.

La!

I love you, Pav Bhaji.

Baby, I love you.

Pav Bhaji.

Darling, I love you.

Pav Bhaji.