Tiger Unicorn - Say Hi

They will talk about you on the radio

They will write about you in magazines

And they’ll dissect you for instructional videos

For you are what they need

They’ll still tell you what you are wanting

And they will tell you just what you should be

But regardless of symmetrical groomings

When the full moon’s out, when the full moon’s out

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn

We’re silent, but for footsteps in grass

Folktales from far in the past

Things out of vogue will be vogue once again

And you’ll have another fifteen minutes

In the meantime, you can just soak it in

Big smiles to the cameras and microphones

The hum of your invisible powers

When it’s almost the perfect hour

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn

You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn