Little Red Corvette - Sandra Bernhard

I guess I should’ve known by the way you parked your car sideways

That it wouldn’t last

See, you’re the kinda person that believes in makin' out once

Love 'em and leave 'em fast

I guess I must be dumb 'cause you had a pocket full of horses

Trojan and some of them used

But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right

And you say — «What have I got to lose?»

And honey, I say Little Red Corvette

Baby, you’re much too fast (Oh)

Little Red Corvette

You need a love that’s gonna last

I guess I should’ve closed my eyes when you drove me to the place

Where your horses run free

'Cause I felt a little ill when I saw all the pictures

Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not, I started to worry

I wondered if I had enough class

But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right

And you say, «Baby, have you got enough gas?»

Oh yeah!

Little Red Corvette

Baby, you’re much too fast

(Yes you are)

Little Red Corvette

You need to find a love that’s gonna last

(Oh, oh)

A body like yours oughta be in jail

'Cause it’s on the verge of bein' obscene

Move over, baby, gimme the keys

I’m gonna try to tame your little red love machine

Little Red Corvette

Baby, you’re much too fast

Little Red Corvette

Need to find a love that’s gonna last, hey hey

Little Red Corvette

Honey, you got to slow down (Got to slow down)

Little Red Corvette

'Cause if you don’t, you’re gonna run your Little Red Corvette right in the

ground

(Little Red Corvette)

Right down to the ground (Honey, you got to slow down)

You, you, you got to slow down

(Little Red Corvette)

You’re movin' much too fast, too fast

Need to find a love that’s gonna last

Girl, you got an ass like I never seen, ow!

And the ride

I say the ride is so smooth, you must be a limousine

Ow!

Baby, you’re much too fast

Little Red Corvette

You need a love, you need a love that’s, uh, that’s gonna last

(Little Red Corvette)

Babe, you got to slow down (you got to slow down)

Little Red Corvette

'Cause if you don’t, 'cause if you don’t

You’re gonna run your body right into the ground (Right into the ground)

Right into the ground (Right into the ground)

Right into the ground (Right into the ground)

Little Red Corvette