Stinky Dinky - RuPaul

I went to the, uh, travel bureau agency to, you know, uh, make my reservation…

and I smelled that cigarette smoke when I walked in and I said «God dammit,

can’t stand it, can’t stand it…»

And I said: «Hey, is it somebody smoking in here?»

A girl said: «Yes, we all smoke»

As I wonder: «Do you have a cigarette?»

And oh boy, she jumped down my throat: «No!

No!

No!

Don’t give her no cigarette»

And I had to curse her out, but I got that cigarette

But you know how it is, it’s hard, it’s hard to quit, but I’m doing real good.

I only smoked two today

That’s good

The future belongs to those who can smell it coming

What’s she talking about

Stinky Dinky

Say what?

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank

What you mean?

Stinky Dinky

I do?

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Banji Girl’s doing her thing

Really sweet and kinky

Out for disco body heat

Call the stinky dinky

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Engelbert Humperdinck

Sexy little wanky

Bigger than the love boat

Smaller than your pinkie

We gonna funk you up

We gonna funk you down

Stank

What she talking' about?

Stinky Dinky

Stank

I do?

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

We don’t care what people think, no no

Because we choose to stink

Stank

What you mean?

Stinky Dinky

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank

(I do?)

Stinky Dinky

We wanna funk you up

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank is natural

Stank is good

Go stank up your neighborhood

Don’t be shy

Don’t be shamed

Stankin' is my middle name

Stank

Stanky!

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Stanky!

DJ Boys on the floor

Funkin' for Jamaica

Dancin' 'til you’re soaking wet

Shake your money maker

We gonna funk you up

We gonna funk you down

We don’t care what people think

Because we choose to

Stink

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank

Stinky Dinky

We wanna funk you up

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah

Scooby dooby da da

What she talkin' about?

Ooh ah, oooh ah ah

Say what?

Stinky Dinky, Stinky Dinky

Honey, I think you better put your drawers back on

You are stinky

Scooby dooby da da

Ooh ah, oooh ah ah, ooh ah

Stank

What she talkin' about?

Stinky Dinky

Stank

I do?

Uh-oh, uh-oh

Stank

Stinky Dinky

Stank

Uh-oh, uh-oh

The future belongs to those who can smell it coming