Full Mast - Rumahoy

We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle

I was chomping down on some glorious cattle

For tonight we were going on a casino crawl

Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all

The first place we went, had an odorous stench

A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench

I hopped up to her, and winked in her direction

She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection

With that we made haste

Into the night, what a sight

There’s more to enjoy

Now let’s go, ahoy

Well we drunk, and we danced

With my good eye I glanced

A hotter wench

With my hook at full mast

Such beauty, what a booty

I whipped out my flask

To have a drink

With my hook at full mast

So I ditched that old carp, and put on my hat

I’m Captain Yarrface I’m better than that

I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied

I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried

To my surprise, she fell at my knees

Pulled down my pants, and what did she see?

She wasn’t impressed, she’d seen it before

Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore

I picked up my hat

My pants and my gun, now lets run

There’s more to enjoy

Now let’s go, ahoy

Well we drunk, and we danced

With my good eye I glanced

A hotter wench

With my hook at full mast

Such beauty, what a booty

I whipped out my flask

To have a drink

With my hook at full mast

Hold on a second

Somebody’s stolen my hat

I’m gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub

Starting with you